I OWE MY FIRST BOOK TO: A SHOWER, GONE GIRL & GRUMPY CAT’S BIRTHDAY
I could never relate to statements like, “I love running, it clears my head and helps me work through problems” or “I had a great idea in the shower.” Not me Running is something I avoid at all costs unless I’m trying to catch a bus, and truthfully that’s more of an adrenaline-fueled sprint than a run. On those rare occasions I have “run” (more like awkwardly jogged) a sense of clarity and calm is the furthest thing from my mind. My thoughts are more along the lines of: “OMG this sucks! Why would anyone do this voluntarily if not being chased? I’m having an asthma attack, Make it stop!” Me And the shower thing. What exactly is going on in these “think tank” showers? Are people in there with those soapy crayons kids play with making pro/con lists or working out algorithms on the bathroom tiles? When I take a shower my only focus is getting in and out as quickly as possible without forgetting anything important like rinsing out conditioner or shaving bo...